December 2011
Meeting One Direction
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Goodnight routine on the tour bus
Niall: Good night Louis
Louis: Good night Niall
Harry: Good night Boo Bear, night Niall
Niall&Louis: Good niggggght
Liam: Sleep tight Niall and Lou
Louis: Goodie night
Niall: nighterz
Liam: Good night Hazza
Harry: don't let the bed bugs bite
Louis: Oh good night Harold
Harry: Good night LouLou
Louis: Good night dollface
Harry: Good night muffinbottom
Louis: Good night sugarlips
Harry: Good night my love
Louis: Good night sexy
Harry: Good night wife
Louis: Good night husband
Harry: Good night baby mama
Louis: Good night daddy baby
Harry: I'll see you in the morning *le makes kissing sound*
Louis: you can't see me right now because my curtain is closed... but i'm smiling
Harry: I like knowing I can make you smile.
Louis: D'aweee. Sleep tight HarHar
Harry: Night night LouLou
Louis: Night spider monkey
Harry: Good night seductive unicorn
Zayn: OH MY GOD LET ME SLEEP11!!1
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Harry: Good night sex lord
Louis: Good n- oh come on! you know i can't top 'sex lord'...
Niall: Sorry guys....
Louis: Huh?
Harry:
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Liam: oh goddddddddddd...
Harry: Wait what happened?
Louis: GOD NIALL WHAT DID YOU EAT
Zayn: *Groans loudly into his pillow* Every. Damn. Night.
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